bootyregrit:

sadly, the url is inactive.

norell:

trueemergence:

the-monster-and-the-lady:

They say if you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day.  But if you teach a man to fish…. then he’s got to get a fishing license, but he doesn’t have any money.  So he’s got to get a job and pay taxes, and now you’re gonna audit the poor cocksucker because he’s not good with math. 
   So they’ll pull the IRS van up to your house and take all your shit. And you were just worried about eating a fucking fish, but you couldn’t ever cook the fish because you needed a permit for an open flame.  Then the Health Dept. is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where you are going to dump the scales and guts. And ladies and gentlemen, if you get sick of it all at the end of the day, it’s not even legal to kill yourself. - Doug Stanhope

Depressing as fuck.

armorforthedead:

uglykorean:

t-repidus:

mollym4c:

lussssst:

ind-ie:

ruoloc:

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

wow

Can never not reblog.

this is crazy. they say this is when ‘your life flashes before your eyes’

one of my favourite posts

idiots. walking dead.

NO BITCH THIS IS YOU BECOMING A ZOMBIE YOU STUPID FUCK

xombiedirge:

Anime Illustrations by Scott Campbell / Tumblr

Part of the ‘Return of the Great Showdowns’ art show at Gallery1988 / Tumblr.

pusheen:

Dream should know better. No one bothers me while I’m sleeping!

(So excited about this!)